Archive for August, 2011

Random Thoughts at a Water Park

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

As part of my twelve year old’s summer wishes we went to a water park. These are a few of the thoughts I had while there…

  • Sunblock!
  • Why am I up here and what do I do with my slippers now?
  • Once I push off there is no going back.
  • Must. Sit. Up. Can’t.
  • Hold on to my slippers. Hold on to my slippers…
  • Your mother lets you dress (or undress) like that?
  • So hungry.
  • What were you thinking when you got THAT tattooed on you?
  • Floating.
  • Wow, that’s a teen pregnancy waiting to happen.
  • Floating.
  • Must not smash the little brat that just hit me in the face with his tube.
  • Floating.
  • An actual Swim DRESS. Cool. Kudos to you!
  • Floating.
  • I wonder what that tattoo was before pregnancy and weight gain took it for a ride?
  • Sunblock!
  • Okay, I’ll slide again. This time I’ll sit up. Can’t stay sitting up!
  • Seriously? Six shooters tattooed on your shoulder blades?
  • So hungry.
  • Hot feet. Hot feet!
  • Ice Cream!
  • Melting.
  • And that boys and girls is what happens when you push people out of the way and run up the stairs…
  • When did body piercings become the majority of young females AND males?
  • Thirsty, hot, and hungry again.
  • Ow. I’m getting too old for this kind of thing.